LAST UPDATED: 03/17/2026

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hi guys im beetrice!

so... heh... gabukin amrite....
i'm not a big selfshipper myself. i've never been one (maybe until now), but for some reason gabukin has been the only character that stood out to me for some reason.

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I've been kinning gou kirimi since 2022, so if you put that and the fact that i'm a raging queer together... i think it's already obvious that i have a thing for this guy (in a qpr matter).i always thought gabukin was cool, but i started truly caring abt gabukin when i began to see more and more gabukiri posts on my timeline (esp on twt). i didnt rlly thought much abt the ship at first until i RLLY started thinking abt the possible dynamic between the two (if they ever interacted w/ eachother in canon) and that's what clicked with me. what normal person would make an oc based off gabukin and ship them with their own sona? its like having a weird verison of an self insert x canon ship. I never thought about how strange that was, like i was secretly crushing on that character. This wasn't until just recent that i finally decided "YEP..! I'M SELFSHIPPING W/ GABUKIN" so yeah. thats my awesome story.... <3 #1 gabukin AND gabukiri fan right over here #heh.oh how i love and hate this guy <3 /aff

hi guys im beetrice!

AWESOME HEADCANONS?@??!?!?!?

- gabu’s a he/they to me <3- gabu’s gay aromatic (or atleast somewhere in the aro spec). he’s only out of that CASSSHHHHHH!!!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑- a little shorter than the average numa- gabukin’s half-jamick. you see that fuck ass mouth in their torso? that shit that open up and has this fuck ass arm-tongue thing that the jamiwok boss has.
- ^that would mean gabukin has eaten someone before… yeah….- gabukin’s shop could almost be like a secret adventurer trap if u think abt it. he sells overly priced shit and requests a shit ton of money like its nothing. shrug- their skin is moreso like a carapace mainly bcuz of them being half-jamick- he doesn’t like his photo taken- they loves hearing ppl yap abt their day or like random shit (alot of times they just talk to their guards bcuz gabukin barely gets customers some days)- gabukin knows alot abt the other numas. he knows alot in general actually (seeing how he collects top-secret info that never gets publicized in canon!!) THEY R VERY INFORMATIVE- theyre actually the richest numa in mo4. trust. <3- gabukin doesnt rlly care much abt the morals of other ppl (he can differentiate good and evil but he dgaf somewhat) he kinda just care abt doing his own thing. theyre moreso just a bystander. not rlly picking sides ("a customer is just a customer!")- he loves sweets and reading books (nerd)- gabu gotta be one of the richest numas postgame- hes a whore :/ (thats just canon)

MORE GABUKIRI/SHIP ORIENTED HCS!!!

- gabukin and kirimi r like in this weird business-like relationship w/ eachother that borders on queer platonic territory (AAAAAAAAHHHHH)- i feel like their partnership would mostly be them exchanging important infomation to eachother (not free of charge on kirimi's end)- they first found each other on evil dark web indeed trust me (since gabukin’s basically this secret reporter, i like to think kirimi was tryna find some info abt important figures.)- they started actually having a partnership post-mdcr takedown (also after kirimi divorced nyakichi after the incident w/ machika (oh yeah im also a nyakiri shipper hi guys))
- ^this would mean kirimi has exchanged infomation about nyakichi's whereabouts to gabu!!!!- gabukin was prob out for kirimi’s money ngl (until he fell for him 😭)- i feel like gabukin don’t rlly think that kirimi's entirely a monster. they sees him as extremely flawed but isn’t rlly interested w/ what he does outside of their fuck ass relationship. wtv he does isn’t their business mostly- ^in short, gabukin doesnt rlly approve or disapprove what kirimi stands for or his plans. (like what i said for my more general hcs abt gabukin!!)- nightmare couple <3


more to come maybe..?? :0